The $uicideboy$ fanbase is one of the most loyal in underground hip-hop, and with that loyalty comes a desire to rep official merch. But as the duo’s popularity has grown, so has the number of fake or scam websites trying to exploit that hype. Here’s a breakdown of the biggest red flags to help you avoid getting ripped off.
1. Too-Good-to-Be-True Discounts
If a site offers massive discounts (like 70% off or more) on new or limited-edition $uicideboy$ merch, be cautious. Official drops almost never go on sale right after release. Scammers use “blowout” or “clearance” wording to lure you into urgency-based purchases with fake timers and countdown clocks.
Tip: Compare prices with official $uicideboy$ sources like G59 Records’ official store. If the pricing is drastically lower, it’s likely a scam.
2. Strange Domain Names
Watch out for domains like:
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suicideboyzmerch.co -
g59-official.store
If the domain feels off, has misspellings, or adds odd extensions like .xyz, .top, or .store, that’s a big red flag. These fly-by-night websites pop up for a few weeks, scam fans, then vanish.
Real Site Tip: The legit merch often drops through g59records.com or trusted retailers like Grailed or official tour sites.
3. No Social Media Links or Presence
Scam sites almost never have a connected and active social media profile. Even if they list an Instagram or Twitter, check if those accounts are updated, have real engagement, or even exist.
Red Flag: If the social icons link to empty accounts, generic landing pages, or nowhere at all—it’s likely fake.
4. Copy-Pasted Product Descriptions
Fake sites often use stolen descriptions from the official store or poorly written, generic ones like:
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“High quality shirt for fans!”
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“Best $uicideboy$ merch online!”
If you see spelling mistakes, awkward grammar, or descriptions that sound like AI wrote them, the store likely isn’t legitimate.
5. No Contact Info or Fake Contact Pages
A legitimate merch site will always have clear contact info like:
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A valid business email (ideally one ending in a branded domain)
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Real customer service response times
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A physical address or mailing info
If the only contact method is a sketchy Gmail address or a broken contact form, proceed with extreme caution.
6. No HTTPS or Website Security
Always check for “https://” in the address bar. If the site doesn’t have a secure connection (i.e., it just says “http://”), don’t enter your payment info.
Pro Tip: Even if there’s an “https://” tag, still check for trust seals like Shopify, PayPal verified, or Stripe. These add credibility—though they can be faked too. Always verify!
7. Fake Reviews and Testimonials
Scammers often create fake customer reviews. Look out for:
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Repeated reviews with the same language
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5-star ratings with no detail
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Generic names like “User123” or “HappyCustomer”
Some even embed fake Trustpilot or review widgets. You can right-click and “inspect” these elements to see if they’re real.
8. No Return or Refund Policy
If the return policy is:
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Nonexistent
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Vague (“We don’t offer refunds unless the item is severely damaged”)
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Riddled with legal jargon
…it’s most likely fake. Legit merch stores are transparent about returns, exchanges, and customer support.
9. Stolen Product Images
Scam sites often steal high-quality images directly from the $uicideboy$ official store or even social media posts. If you see the exact same photo across multiple sketchy websites, that’s a strong sign of fraud.
What to do: Use Google Reverse Image Search to check if an image appears on scam forums or marketplaces.
10. Pressure Tactics and Fake Inventory Counters
If a site says:
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“Only 3 left in stock!”
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“102 people are viewing this right now!”
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“Sale ends in 5 minutes!”
…that’s probably fake urgency. Real drops from $uicideboy$ don’t need gimmicks. Their limited edition releases sell out based on hype, not trickery.
Final Thoughts: Stay Woke, Stay Safe
Scam websites thrive on fan loyalty and urgency. Don’t let your love for $uicideboy$ be exploited. When in doubt, buy directly from trusted sources or wait for an official drop.
If you’re ever unsure about a site’s authenticity, contact the band’s label (G*59 Records) or check fan forums on Reddit and Discord where real fans report fake sites.
